Sunday Funnies

Christmas Edition

Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Women



10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have
    had in the past.
 9. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
 8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the
    closet.
 7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
 6. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
 5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
 4. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb
    and have it hauled away.
 3. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
 2. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

And the # ONE reason Christmas Trees are better than women

 1. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the  
    back of your pickup truck.