Sunday Funnies

New Year's Eve Edition

 

 

Thanks to the Dave Letterman Show archive 1994.

 

Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad New Year's Eve Party

Brand of champagne: Dom Deluise

At midnight everyone gathers around to watch your Uncle Earl's pants drop

You wake up the next morning wearing a medallion and there's a note from Al Sharpton that says, "I'll call you"

You hear a guy count down before using the bathroom

Joycelyn Elders is there trying to get herself drunk

It's eleven o'clock at night, and you're watching Roger Ebert play Twister

Six times in a row, a champagne cork lodges in your trachea

The so-called "Party Hats" are really Letterman's old hairpieces

Everyone's gathered around the TV watching that geezer from "American Bandstand"

It's over by 9:30