What happens when I sleep

I know. You'd think it would be... I don't know... Actually sleeping.

Nah! That's for everyone else. Apparently!

I make up characters and book titles in my sleep. I do! I went to bed last night with a book title on the edge of my brain, then I woke up this morning with the characters for it. Give it a day or two, and I'll probably have the plot too.

My brain never shuts off I guess. Aren't I lucky? *snort*